Last Person on Earth. Part One.

Here's a story I just wrote for school. My mom suggested I post it here. So, here's part one.

You are the very last person on earth. Then you hear a knock on the door. You look out the window. You see aliens! The same ones that took the rest of the humans away! Your mind drifts away from the aliens to how it all had happened.
It all started three days ago. In Spain, there were reports of UFO sightings. Just more crazies trying to get famous, you thought. If only you had known. Only 12 hours later, there were more reports of UFO sightings, only this time in Maine. The UFOs were described exactly the same as they were in Spain. Well, if they’re real, I should be seeing them pretty soon, since I live in Michigan and they seem to be moving west, you thought to yourself sarcastically. Then, only 2 hours later, you saw them. They looked just as the reports from Spain and Maine described them. They were just huge black triangles. There were hundreds, maybe even thousands. You knew that though you were in the southern part of Michigan that people in the Upper Peninsula could see them too. There were four lights on each UFO. There had been one in the middle, and the rest were on each point. They didn’t flash, either. What you had thought was the most eerie was the lack of noise. They had been perfectly quiet. No humming, buzzing or anything. The just flew by. Everyone was scared. Some people tried to hide underground, but when the aliens came back a day later, they took everyone with them. Except you. You don’t know how they missed you (you were just hiding in your basement) but somehow, you weren’t captured. Once the screams had ceased, you had carefully come out of your basement to find the entire place deserted. You had turned on the TV to a live football game, and your fears were confirmed. Everything looked completely normal, except there was not a single person in the stadium. You changed the channel to another live show, and again, everyone had disappeared. You had decided that you should –

Your thoughts are interrupted by the aliens smashing your door into a million pieces. As the aliens look around for you, you sneak to your living room to hide behind the couch.

I'll post part two tomorrow.

YEAH!

JAY EE TEE ESS JETS JETS JETS!!!!!!!!!!!

(That's the "Jets'' chant. J-E-T-S Jets jets jets, because they beat the Chargers, who I hate).

PANTS ON THE GROUND!

We've seen great American Idol auditions, "I am your brother" by Renaldo Lapuz, the one guy that sang a song about stalking Paula Abdul, but this I think tops them all.







Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with you pants on the ground! Gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat, lookin' like a fool, walkin' down town with your pants on the ground!

HILARIOUS!!!!

Bye the way, I got done with school at 11:58 AM today. HA!

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool with your...



(I just had those lyrics fade out. Oh yeah, I can do that).

Baby pictures

Here's some pictures of Elaina:

Yo.

I'm an uncle now. I'm going to be known as "Uncle Incredibly Awesome." That's what I'm planning on. By the way, it's a girl. "Elaina Kathleen Ruiz." If I spelled it right. Which I think I did.

It's snowing like crazy. Hmm... I didn't get to finish school. I think I need to read or be read to, like, two books (Not the whole book, just two chapters from each). And possibly a math page. Isaac still has a ton to do, though. Haha...

What else is there to say?...

I guess nothing.

Bye.

I was better at drawring in '04 than now.

Booyah, two days in a row! Happy New Year! Wow, it's 2010. Anyways, here's some pictures I drew when I was 7. By the way, vote on my poll, please. Actually, I demand it of you.

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