I HATE when I'm - Let's see... - Quadruple - blocked

Yoyoyo Gabe in da house, ya'll!


Hahaha... Hopefully that last line sounded lame. That's kinda what I was going for...

So I'm assuming you've noticed that I put music on this blog. (Actually, TECHNICALLY it was Pablo, but whatever). Now all I need to do is catch some unsuspecting victim that has their speakers turned up all the way without realizing it and they go to this blog and then Whispers in the Dark is blasted through the house. That would be great... Especially if it was late at night and they're the only person still awake. That would be great. Yeah, that would be great...

Anyway, I already found out what position I'm going to be for football. I'm outside linebacker. It only took 3 practices for Coach to figure out what positions we're going to be. Crazy, huh? Yeah. Yeah it is. Yeah it is crazy. It is crazy.

Dang, I really should get started on that sweet video...

Correction

Sorry, it's actually "legostarwarsspoofingplusmuchmore.blogspot.com." I'll be posting a new video on legostarwarsspoofingpl - the blog above very soon. Or in like, 2 months. Hopefully in a couple days, though.

Anyway, I'll be going to Rose Hills on Sunday.

Yeah...

Go to "StarWarsSpoofingPlusMuchMore.blogspot.com"

Seriously. Do it. Pabe Poncho and Gablo Gordita making videos. Fantastic. I'll have some actual videos soon. I actually have an idea for one already. It'll be pretty good.

Anyway, I had my first football practice in pads yesterday. It was fun. I was hitting pretty WELL, running pretty WELL, and catching and route-running WELL. Not good, but well. Because good would be grammatically incorrect. And you never want to say something grammatically incorrect. That wouldn't be good. It would be bad. Yeah. It would be.

Oh yeah! Football practice. Well, at the end we did something that my dad did for basketball that was called "The 5-minute death drill" or something like that. Four coaches made a square about 30 - 40 yards long on each side. They had us jog around once or twice, then we sprinted one or two sides, then we stopped, did pushups, then got back up and started jogging again, then we had to sprint, then we stopped and did leg lifts, then jogged, then sprinted, then stopped and did jumping - jacks, then jogged, then sprinted, then did leg lifts, then jogged and sprinted, then did pushups, then jogged then sprinted, then did leg lifts one more time, then we jogged a little big more, then we were done. All of this was done non - stop. It was exhausting.

Anyway, from now on I'll be posting Lego videos on StarWarsSpoofingPlusMuchMore.blogspot.com from now on. So go to it and click on "Follow." I would appreciate it.

Time for two totally un-related sentences.

I love most of the new songs by Skillet.

Guitar Hero broke.

Okay, I think that's all.

Peace out.

And now, your feature presentation...

Yup, it's time for the greatly-anticipated, long-awaited movie.



It actually turned out longer than I had expected. I was expecting it to end up about 2 minutes long, but it actually ended up twice as long as that.

I was going to show some behind-the-scenes look at some sets and characters for you to watch while you waited for the movie to come out, but I forgot about them. I think I'll show you later. By the way, the last few days, even though I didn't get much done on the video, were very exhausting, so it'll be possibly up to 2 or even 3 weeks before the next video comes out. Then me and Pablo plan on doing Star Wars spoofs with the Legos. You know, Robot Chicken Star Wars like.

Peace out.

Trailer

Forget what I said earlier. Now I'm going to make episodes. Here's how it's gonna work.

I make a video, end it with a cliffhanger (Or in the first video's case, more like a 4'9" cliffhanger) and then you'll have to wait until I'm finished with the next one. Probably 3-4 days between each episode. Maybe a week if I'm having trouble.

So expect the first video sometime today. Sometime in the afternoon, probably no later than 3. All I have to do is record the voices and watch it a couple more times to make sure I didn't mess up, then I should be done. However, I may take some time to get Pablo up so he can do some of the voices.

3 new videos coming soon!!

I might be able to finish 1 or 2 short videos tonight, but if not, expect to see 2 short videos and one longer one.

Video

I know it's not great, but it's the first time I've done one of these kinds of videos.




So yeah.

I should have another video up soon. The next one will be better. I think I'll add special effects, too.

First off, in case you haven't heard, Julia is having a baby.

Well, the answer to that one math-type problem from a few days ago is this: #&$ + !(^ = 570

Want to know why? Here's what what the numbers on your keyboard look like.

! @ # $ % ^ & * ( )
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

You know how it has all those whatchamacallits above it? Yeah, well above the 3 there is a # and above the 7 there is a &. So replace the #&$ with the numbers below it and you will find that it says "374 + 196 = 570."


Let's see...

One of my new favorite words is Brouhaha.

Wow, I have nothing to blog about. Actually, here's something funny.

Last year for football my team color was red, and my team name was the Bulldogs. For baseball earlier this summer, my team color was red, and I didn't have a team name. This year for football, my team color is red, and my team name is the Dogs. Pretty much the only difference between my football team last year and this year is that I'll be wearing RED pants this year instead of silver.

Oh yeah, I actually got my football equipment on Sunday. You know what stinks? I have pretty much the EXACT SAME HELMET as last year too. It's hard to see out of when I'm trying to throw the ball.

I love Madden 10 so much...

WOOHOO!!! MADDEN 10 IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOO!!!!! BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyways, here's what happened. I was allowed to go at midnight to Meijer to buy Madden 10. When Pablo and I got to Meijer it was 12:03 I think. So Madden 10 should've been out for a whole 2 minutes already, but when we got to the video game section, guess what. Madden 10 WASN"T THERE! So Pablo and I ran to the checkout, said hello to Pam Anderson, bought a snack and a drink... Oh yeah! Then we sprinted out to the car and went to WalMart. I got it there (Along with a free Xbox 360 water bottle) and I came home and played it. It was great! Then I slept right in front of the TV. Then in the morning I played for a while. Then just a little bit ago I played for a while... I also ate tater-tot casserole for dinner. Yum.

So Ian invited me over to his house after the movie night thing. He said "Then you can come over to my house and watch other movies, but they'll be stupid and we can make fun of them."

It was funny. I also learned that Ian sounds just like (Actually, he sounds exactly like) Marcus when he says "Hi Gabe," on the phone.

Yeah...

I was going to make a video review of Madden 10, but the camera I have makes videos that I can't use on Windows Movie Maker, (Wrong video file) and the only editing software that works with it can do just about nil. With the software that works, I can trim the beginning and the end of videos. To make a video review I need to be able to past clips together, record my voice and put it on the video, make titles and credits AND trim videos. Yeah, PMB sucks. I would just WRITE a review, but the only place I can put it is on this blog, and no one would read it...

Can you figure this out?

#&$ + !(^ = ______

Solution at bottom of page.










































































































Yeah... just kidding. I'll tell you sometime in the next week or so...

1 GB to download a demo? WHAT THE CRAP!

I WAS planning on leaving for Meijer at 11:55 PM tonight, but Madden at 12:01 AM (The very MINUTE it comes out), sprint out to the car and have Pablo drive me home, play Madden from 12:10 AM to 2:00 AM, go to sleep (LOL yeah right. More like lay there until morning) then play it in the morning from 5 minutes after I get up until bedtime (Pausing occasionally to pee, poop, drink, and MAYBE eat). That's what I was PLANNING to do, BUT -

APPARENTLY I'm not going to be allowed to go to Meijer at 11:55 PM, OR play it from 12:10 AM to 2:00 AM. UNLESS -

I think I'll ask my dad instead. He seems more likely to say yes. After all, Madden NFL 10 only comes out once. I think I'll go play the demo for Madden NFL 10. WAIT -

APPARENTLY I don't have enough memory to download the FREE Madden NFL 10 demo.

AAAAAUUUUGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I have to go. I'm about to poop my pants.

Here's a good joke:

You're so stupid, you put a quarter in a parking meter and started shouting, "Hey! Where's my gumball!?"

Anyway... Madden comes out on Friday. I can't wait. Unfortunately, Marcus and I won't be able to do our plan because Marcus will be in Canada... Oh well.

Apparently Pablo was on Xbox Live last night. I don't know how he got it hooked up though. I also can't get ON Xbox either, so I can't get the free Madden 10 demo. It really stinks.

Sooo...

I read 2 and a half books today, I think. I should be done with another book by the end of the day.

By the way, great blog post, Jon.

So, I'm just throwing this out there...

If me, Isaac and Lillian are on a "Most screens ban" how come Laura and Julia aren't? Because pretty much ALL they do is computer or TV or whatever... Again, just throwing this out there...

Anyway, this is crazy. Watch the entire thing, too.



I love the "Drummer."

Blagh...

Well, Jarrod Washburn makes his Detroit debut tonight. Hopefully I'll be allowed to watch it. If not, there's always radio.

Anyway, Madden 10 comes out soon. I can't wait.

Also, my football season starts on the 25th. Yaaay, he said sarcastically. I'm still in baseball mode, and whatever I do, I can't get out of it. People have suggested next time I play catch, use a football instead of a baseball, but whenever I do, I don't have any fun at all whatsoever. It kinda makes me wish I signed up for a fall baseball league instead of football. My mom keeps saying I'll get into football when the season actually starts, but I don't think I can perform well if I'm not already into football during the first day.

Oh well. Whatever. Okay, I have to poop now.

The Chronicles of Gabe Waiting For His Family To Be Ready To Leave For Church: Episode Two

Well, it's 8:52 and I'm waiting. Maybe I should play High School Musical 3 Dance! Senior Year.

Here's some gameplay:

Notice how in the bottom right corner it tells you how many in a row you got? Good. This guy got 230-something straight on Junior or Sophomore and I got 261 straight on Senior.

However, playing so much (And well) comes at a price. You lose something. Your weight! Booyah! Actually I'm sore too. My calves are sore. I can hardly run. However, I know as soon as I step on that dance pad my pain shall depart.

Well, I'm wearing stripy pants right now. Stripy pants and a red - YESS!!! FIRE IT UP!!! FIRE IT UP!!! FIRE IT UP!!! YEAH!!!! - shirt. It's been a while since I wore this outfit. However, last time I got dressed was the last time I wore this, even though weeks have passed.

Holy cow, where'd Kalie go!?!?! OMIGOSH SHE'S MISSING - Oh wait. She doesn't really live here. Okay never mind.

nownownownownow neeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww! FIRE IT UP!!!!!

So I'm getting bored, but I have nothing better to do than blog. You know, I haven't seen a blog post from "Thetruelifeofpabloandjulia.blogspot.com" in a long time. Three months, actually. Or "Christinehm.blogspot.com." Maybe Julia, Pablo and Hayley died or something...

So we watched a movie yesterday. It had a bunch of Christian comedians. One guy comes up and the first thing he says is "So I bet you're all wondering, 'What race is that guy anyway?'" Then he - here I'll just let you watch it.



And here's Thor Ramsey:


Turn in up, though. It's a quiet video.

I have to go now. Not to church though. I have to GO...

jldsglsdgldslsg

Just in case you didn't know, I'm the best person in our house (Or of anybody I know that's ever tried it) at High School Musical Dance! Senior Year. I got 2,000,000+ points on I Don't Dance (No one else has gotten over 800,000, and I was on the hardest of three difficulties). I also had a 261 uhh... step? long streak that I went without missing a step. I win at that game. I beat it in two days.

Now we have the Wilsons and Schnabels (-Doug) over. Unfortunately I'm very bored. That's why I'm blogging. Anyway, I'm hoping to have Marcus spend the night... I don't know how that's gonna work out...

So I went to game night at Bradley's house last night. At first I didn't want to stay the whole night (Until 10:00 the next morning) and I decided to leave a midnight. I got there at 7:30 pm or so and Bradley, Ian, Keith, Andrew, Marcus, me and Jon all played Diplomacy. About halfway through the game I called Dad to ask if I could stay the whole night and he said no because we were bringing the Koperski boys home too, and he didn't want to have to drive out there that night and then again the next morning so only got to play a three-way-truce-shortened version of Diplomacy and then get shot several times, figure out the controls to the video game, shoot Marcus a couple times, get shot a couple times again, then I went home and slept in the living room because Isaac and Ryan were being loud in our bedroom and I fell asleep at about 2:00 am and woke up at 6:02, then I chilled out for an hour and a half (I don't even remember what I did) then at 7:30 I played HSMDSY for 3 hours. Dang, that was a long sentence!

Okay I'm gonna go watch a movie now. Bye!