Silly Putty

I think I'll blog more later, but I just need to tell you that you only have until Thursday to tell me the secret. And if you know the secret but can't get contact me... Well... I guess it would stink for that to happen to someone. That's all.

Scandalous!

Well, there's about 200 things I'd like to share with you, but I can only remember a few.

Yesterday was pretty much awesome, but the spaghetti wasn't. It was actually kind of nasty. Quite nasty if you want my honest opinion.

Today's Madden in review:

I was 3-4, but I simulated a game and won! Great!

I'm 4-4 and I play the game and I won! Great!

I'm 5-4 and I simulated the game and I won! Great!

I'm 6-4 and I play the game and I won! Great!

I'm 7-4 and I simulate the game and I won! Great!

I'm 8-4 and I had to go make lunch, so I didn't get to play the game! Not great!

Here's a picture of the case for Madden 09:

And here's a case that I made for Madden 10 (Using ONLY Paint!):

And, there's a secret about the picture. If you can figure it out, I'll give

you $100

Random quote:

"Scandalous!"

-Jon/Jane Benson.

And finally:

Yesterday's rating:

9.6

SNOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AAAUGGGHHH!!!!

SNOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAUGGGHHH!!!!

It would behoove you to read this (Yesss!!!)

Today is going very well. I drank half of Marcus's smoothie and a ton of Hayley's too. I even got gum from Jane! (Please don't kill me "Jon"). Here's a video of a guy in Madden 09 dancing. It's awesome. And you have to watch this, too, so click on this word. I'm guessing today will be in the 9's! Woohoo!

By the way, I completed another life goal a few weeks ago. I used the word "Behoove" in a sentence that was grammatically correct! Woohoo again!! Oh, and Tricia (Okay, fine! Mrs. Wilson) is this making your day? If you watch those two videos it definitely will.

Friday's rating:
Uh, I can't remember what happened on Friday...

Yesterday's rating:
9.2

You DID steal my video camera! Grrr...

Okay, first, I just want to tell you guys that the video that I posted yesterday isn't supposed to really be a VIDEO. It was just for you to listen to. I suppose I shouldn't have said "Gaze upon the following video" though. I should've said "Listen to the following music." That would have made it much clearer.



I have batting practice today. I feel better, but I'm still coughing a lot. A couple of cough drops should do the trick though.

I went to see "Alice in Auburn" at Western yesterday. It was pretty good. Too bad that unless your name is Arnel, Marci, Julia, Laura, Gabriel, Isaac, Lillian or Hayley, you didn't get to see it and I did!! Ha ha!



Madden NFL 10 is looking really great so far. I can't wait for August when it comes out.

(Laura promised that her and Lil wouldn't do this)



Yesterday's rating:
8.7

Imagine if we'd played good.

Adam Lambert from American Idol has one of the best voices ever. Please, gaze upon the following video.

(Oh yeah. About that "normal" thing I was gonna try, uhh... heheheh. That's not gonna happen)

Random quote: "It's not how good you are when you play good. It's how good you are when you play bad. And we played pretty good, even though we bad. Imagine if we'd played good."

--Georgia guard Letterial Green after his team beat rival Georgia Tech, 66-65

Yesterday's rating:

7.8

I feel better! Woohoo!

Well, I feel much much better today, meaning that I was right! Julia's lemonade IS magical!!! (I drank some last night and my headache went away. Mysterious...)

It's the first screen of Madden NFL 10!! Woohoo!

I also finished the book I was reading, Monday Night Jihad. It's a really good book by Jason Elam and Steve Yohn.

Yesterday's rating:

5.7

Well this stinks...

Well, this stinks. I'm sick. I'm gonna miss my first practice. Isn't that terrible?! On the other hand... I got done with school at 8:51 am! Yahoo! And I also got to watch Facing the Giants, so that's pretty good...

Yesterday's rating:
6.9

Mysterious...

Well yesterday was pretty much great. I don't know why though. I couldn't go to Sunday School ("*Ahem* I think you mean DIG"), no one came over after church, we played crab soccer, and we didn't have nachos! Pretty much NOTHING to make it great, but it was! Mysterious...

Anyways, today isn't great, but I believe it is improving. If my dad gets out of work early enough, we'll go buy me a new baseball glove which is pretty good... And my first practice is on Tuesday at Cornerstone.

RANDOM FACT: The poodle is the second smartest breed of dog!

Yesterday's rating:
9.7

Fi-yuh!!

I'm on fire...

I gonna be less crazy at some point in my life!!!

I'm going to make an attempt to be slightly more normal. Not this week, though. I feel kinda crazy, so I'll make that attempt sometime in the near future. Or in the regular future. It might not be that near, but SOMEtime in my life I'll act a little less crazy. Hopefully.

ANYWAYS...

I said I'd talk more about Jay Cutler and Josh McNotexactlymyfavoritepersonatthemomentbutIthinkI'mbeginningtounderstandwhyhedidwhathedidbutwhateverandnowIthinkheshouldgetJeffFGarciamaybe, but I don't really feel like it. (You're lucky, otherwise this would be about 5 pages long)

(Oh yeah, I didn't get a chance to rate Monday-Wednesday but Monday was terrible, Tuesday was slightly better and Wednesday was the same rating as Tuesday)

Yesterday's rating
6.9

I love to dance (When no one's looking... Hehehehe)

Well, Jay Cutler has asked to be traded. Kinda stinks. I'll talk more about that tommorrow.

So at youth group we played a game called "Round Robin" or something like that. People go around a ping pong table, picking up the paddle and hitting the ball, then setting it down for the next person to pick up, and so on. I didn't enjoy the actual game as much as I enjoyed dancing to tobyMac that was playing in the background. It was pretty much awesome. Oh yeah, and Marcus can't throw or catch a football anymore. It's kinda funny watching him drop the ball every time it's thrown at him and then throwing it like a girl. I love it.

Now to baseball. I can throw the palmball really well now, and I can sorta hit the ball now. I need to work on my controlling my fastball and not throwing it like a football.

Yesterday's rating
7.9

Blaaagh...

I went to a concert last night, and except for the burst eardrums, elliptical seizures and irregular heartbeat (It sounds kinda like the beat to a song by tobyMac. I wonder why...) I had a pretty good time.



Unfortunately, today isn't great so far. Unless something happens, today's rating will be a 6 or 7 at best.



Yesterday's rating

9.5

THE PRESTIGE IS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH!!

WOOHOO! I have a new favorite movie! The Prestige is the best movie in the history of the world!

Heheheh!

Yesterday's rating:

9.2

Book-sssuh

I just got a haircut. It's pretty much good.

Yesterday's rating:

9.1

FIRE!!!!!!!!

Laura just set the taco shells on fire. On purpose! Just like when she set fire to the cake several months ago.

I won a game of Madden NFL 09 online. It's only the second time in 15 games that the person I was playing against didn't quit just before he was going to lose.

By the way, from now on, I'll have a rating at the bottom of the page. A low number means that I had a bad day, a high number means I had a good day.

Yesterday's rating:
5.9

I hate how a w nev b

What is wrong with Josh McDaniels?!?! Why would he want to trade away Jay Cutler? I mean, what more can Jay Cutler do, besides magically become Peyton Manning? NOTHING! I've come to the conclusion that Josh McDaniels:

• Doesn't deserve the nickname "J McFizzle" anymore
• Should now be nicknamed "Josh McTarded"
• And I bet he's really an 8 year old Patriots fan in a 30-something year old's body

Pat Bowlen, if you are reading this, PLEASE! Fire Josh McTarded and re-hire Mike Shanahan! All McTarded has done for us is

• Cut a great LS and replace him with one that is more expensive and not as good
• Try to trade Jay Cutler for a former Patriot (Who is worse than Jay Cutler by far)
• Make Jay Cutler mad
• Mess up an offense that was basically flawless
• Do almost nothing to help a defense that would have improved within a year or two
• Sign a bunch of other Patriots

FOR THE LAST TIME MCTARDED, YOU'RE NOT A PATRIOT ANYMORE!! YOU'RE A BRONCO, SO STOP BEING A LOSER!! I HATE YOU, JOSH MCTARDED!! YOU'RE FIRST MISTAKE WAS BEING BORN!!

Darn it! They found the video...

They insist that I put up this video.

Dad = Awesome

My dad's gonna kill me, but...

I even remixed it (Sorta kinda not really)

Shiggly-Diggly-Doo

Well... It was the wildcard round tonight. They had chosen 2 of the 3 people to go on to the final 12 and it came down to some guy named Matt and Anoop. Who made it? Let's see.

Simon: Matt... (Dramatic pause) You've made it.

Matt is happy, Anoop is sad and I'm sitting there wanting Matt to die so Anoop would take his place. BUT!

Simon: But Anoop, I just want to say something on behalf of all of us. We've decided to make it a final 13*.

Anoop is happy and so is everyone else in the entire world.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




*Not an exact quote

'Noop-Dawg has another shot!!!!

American Idol last night... Lil Rounds, Jorge and Scott made it. Tonight's the wildcard. They chose 8 people that they want to give a second chance, but only 3 will make it to the top twelve. Anoop Desai (Yess!!) is one of the 8, and so is Tatiana (Nooo!!!).

I got done with school today at 12:38 pm. Booyah!! (Heh heh, I just used the word Booyah. Hold on a second, I need to go get my list of life goals and mark off #37. (Below is part of my list)

36. Use the word "Naught" in a sentence that is grammatically correct (Done)
37. Use the word "Booyah" in blog entry beginning with the letter T (Done)
38. Laugh until I cry at something totally random and irrelevant (Not done)

I'm not the only one who loves "Livin on a prayer"

You wanna see a Bon Jovi fan that may like the song Livin on a prayer more than me? Here you go. I think that this guy dances almost as well as I do.

And while I'm at it, here's an angry old lady.

And my first FAIL comic digitally remastered! (Click on it)

CRAZY FRUIT MEN!!

Well, it's been like a week since I've blogged.

American Idol tonight! Woohoo! I started playing Xbox Live! Woohoo! The 30 hour famine was fun! Woohoo! There's school tomorrow! Woohoo! Oh, wait. Not woohoo. Never mind

Here's some random stuff I drew. (Click on them because otherwise they're blurry)