Well this is just great

I got drafted by a team in the majors. They said I'm not guaranteed to make, but they want to have me do some more workouts or something like that. The problem: Their practices are on Sundays, from 9:00 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, from 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm. Lets see, on Sundays, I have DIG from 9:30 to 10:30 and Wednesdays I have AWANA from 6:30 to 8:00. Well, I wonder what minor league team I'll be playing for.

AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!

How does this happen?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I'm so angry! Anoop Desai didn't make it! How did he not get enough votes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! He has the 2nd best voice!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Good Riddance to two people I can't stand!!!

I'm so happy!!!!

American Idol yesterday: Anoop Desai did good (No suprise there), and Tatiana was totally normal (Incredibly suprising. Her freakiness is gone. I can't believe how normal she acted. She was calm and collected. I hope she's like that every week). I can't wait for American Idol tonight.

That really hurt, Charlie

Well, I had baseball tryouts on Sunday. They had us wait around for 45 minutes, then without even letting us warm up at all, pitched a few balls to us. I hadn't picked up a baseball bat in a year, and I think it showed. Apparently the guy threw the ball pretty fast, but I didn't even hit one ball.

CHARLIE BIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy, Sad, Happy

Tonight's Survivor! I'm kinda sorta maybe a little bit excited...

Tatiana Del Toro made it to the top 36 on American Idol... Kinda sucks. See why here. But, thankfully, Anoop Desai made it. Anoop Desai is the 2nd coolest person in the entire world. Watch him here. (Sorry, it's only audio)

Stupid rain. Not stupid Bon Jovi.

Rain rain rain rain rain. It's been raining all day long.

Tommy used to work on the dock. Union's been on strike, been down on his luck it's tough. Gina works the diner all day. Workin' for her man, she brings home her pay for love. (For loooove) She says we gotta hold on to what we got! It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not! We got each other, and that's a lot. For looove, we'll give it a shot! Woooaaah, we're halfway there. Woooaaah, livin' on a prayer. Take my hand, we'll make it I swear. Woooaaah! Livin on a prayer.
Tommy's got a six string in hock. Now he's holding in, when he used to make it talk, so tough. (ooh it's tough) Gina dreams of runnin' away. She cries in the night, Tommy whispers, baby it's okay! We gotta hold on, to what we got! It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not! We got each other, and that's a lot. For looove, we'll give it a shot! Woooaaah, we're halfway there. Woooaaah, livin' on a prayer. Take my hand, we'll make it I swear! Woooaaah, livin on a prayer!

I pity da fool! (Me)

I am a total fool. I...

• Forgot to mention that American Idol is on tonight
• Forgot to mention that Laura has been extremely "fizzy" lately
• Forgot to mention that my Madden NFL 09 got here today (That was some fast shipping!)
• Forgot to mention that during the Pro Bowl, Jay Cutler (who hadn't even practiced the play, just watched Kerry Collins and Peyton Manning practice once) executed a perfect Fumble-Rooskie type play
• And to top it all off, couldn't figure out who Laura likes now (By the way, it's Zane)

I'm kinda happy...

Well, pretty much all the snow has melted, and it's a little over 50 degrees right now. Kinda sucks though, that this good weather will only last until Thursday.
This is the coolest person in the entire world.
I just went to Madden09.com, and they already have sneak peeks for Madden NFL 2010. If you want to read it, click here. (I included the link so because I know that everybody is really anxious to read about Madden NFL 2010)
Anyways, enjoy the nice weather while it lasts.

I rented Madden NFL 09 for my new Xbox 360 and it is AWESOME!!!!! I rented it yesterday and I played from the minute I got home (Somewhere around 5:00 or so) and I played until 10:05! The controls are easy to learn, the graphics are awesome, the gameplay is smooth, and to top it all off, I haven't even seen one glitch yet! I bought it on Ebay, but it was being shipped from California, and I couldn't wait to play, so I rented it.

Greatest
game
in
the
world

Peyton Manning threw Jay Cutler's diabetes monitor in the pool

And then he went around various nursing homes unplugging oxygen machines and slathering canes and walkers. Just kidding. Peyton Manning has no hatred for elderly sick people. Here's what actually happened (Courtesy of "The Denver Post")

The gang of Pro Bowl football players had been gathered around the tables, swapping stories, when suddenly the Broncos' quarterback had 300-pound Nick Mangold pushing from one side, 310-pound Kris Dielman holding the other and his cell phone swindled into the hands of a coy Peyton Manning.
Cutler's radar had gone up, but he never had a chance.
Splash!
"We gave him a Pro Bowl baptism," said Dielman, the star offensive guard of the rival San Diego Chargers
Great fun. Big laughs. There was just one problem. Cutler is a Type 1 diabetic, and in his pocket was his blood-sugar monitor.
"That was a prank where I thought we were smart enough to get the cellphone out of his pocket," Dielman said. "But then, 'Oops.' "

By the way, NEW WORD ALERT!!!!!!!! The word is Yummadelicious. (pronounced Yumma-Del-ish-is)

I'M VERY HAPPY!!!!! (and I'm broke)

I bought an XBOX 360. I'm very happy. And Survivor starts in a week. (And yes, they are in their 351st season.) American Idol was on yesterday, and sadly the lady with the incredibly annoying laugh made it. Well, I need 90 dollars now, so I can buy another controller and Madden 09. I'm still accepting donations. (C'mon Jon, you've got like 50 bucks left. Can't I have at least some of it?)

I need a long extension cord and $70

Is anyone sick of winter? I certainly am. As soon as it stops snowing, I will take a blow drier and melt a spot in the snow and set up a fold out chair in the grass, put on shorts, a t-shirt, sunglasses, some suntan lotion, and probably shine a spotlight on me. I'll just chill out there for a few hours, sipping my lemonade and I'll only go inside when either I'm forced to, or it starts to snow again.

Well, I'm 10 dollars away from an Xbox 360, but games cost 60 dollars, so I need 70 more dollars before I can actually buy a game. I accept donations of any amount.

I cannot wait for the Super Bowl tonight. Well, I suppose I have to but I am really looking forward to it.

So apparently I give really good massages. I'm only charging $1 too. I suppose, I really ripped people off when I made them pay me 25 cents to feel my hair (when I had a moehawk) so the least I can do is only charge $1 per massage. Kalie better remember to pay me tonight.

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