Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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What is wrong with Josh McDaniels?!?! Why would he want to trade away Jay Cutler? I mean, what more can Jay Cutler do, besides magically become Peyton Manning? NOTHING! I've come to the conclusion that Josh McDaniels:
  • Doesn't deserve the nickname "J McFizzle" anymore
  • Should now be nicknamed "Josh McTarded"
  • And I bet he's really an 8 year old Patriots fan in a 30-something year old's body

Pat Bowlen, if you are reading this, PLEASE! Fire Josh McTarded and re-hire Mike Shanahan! All McTarded has done for us is

  • Cut a great LS and replace him with one that is more expensive and not as good
  • Try to trade Jay Cutler for a former Patriot (Who is worse than Jay Cutler by far)
  • Make Jay Cutler mad
  • Mess up an offense that was basically flawless
  • Do almost nothing to help a defense that would have improved within a year or two
  • Sign a bunch of other Patriots

FOR THE LAST TIME MCTARDED, YOU'RE NOT A PATRIOT ANYMORE!! YOU'RE A BRONCO, SO STOP BEING A LOSER!! I HATE YOU, JOSH MCTARDED!! YOU'RE FIRST MISTAKE WAS BEING BORN!!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Darn it! They found the video...

They insist that I put up this video.



Friday, March 6, 2009

Dad = Awesome

My dad's gonna kill me, but...






I even remixed it (Sorta kinda not really)


Thursday, March 5, 2009

Shiggly-Diggly-Doo

Well... It was the wildcard round tonight. They had chosen 2 of the 3 people to go on to the final 12 and it came down to some guy named Matt and Anoop. Who made it? Let's see.

Simon: Matt... (Dramatic pause) You've made it.

Matt is happy, Anoop is sad and I'm sitting there wanting Matt to die so Anoop would take his place. BUT!

Simon: But Anoop, I just want to say something on behalf of all of us. We've decided to make it a final 13*.

Anoop is happy and so is everyone else in the entire world.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




*Not an exact quote

'Noop-Dawg has another shot!!!!

American Idol last night... Lil Rounds, Jorge and Scott made it. Tonight's the wildcard. They chose 8 people that they want to give a second chance, but only 3 will make it to the top twelve. Anoop Desai (Yess!!) is one of the 8, and so is Tatiana (Nooo!!!).

I got done with school today at 12:38 pm. Booyah!! (Heh heh, I just used the word Booyah. Hold on a second, I need to go get my list of life goals and mark off #37. (Below is part of my list)

36. Use the word "Naught" in a sentence that is grammatically correct (Done)
37. Use the word "Booyah" in blog entry beginning with the letter T (Done)
38. Laugh until I cry at something totally random and irrelevant (Not done)

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I'm not the only one who loves "Livin on a prayer"

You wanna see a Bon Jovi fan that may like the song Livin on a prayer more than me? Here you go. I think that this guy dances almost as well as I do.


And while I'm at it, here's an angry old lady.


And my first FAIL comic digitally remastered! (Click on it)

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

CRAZY FRUIT MEN!!

Well, it's been like a week since I've blogged.

American Idol tonight! Woohoo! I started playing Xbox Live! Woohoo! The 30 hour famine was fun! Woohoo! There's school tomorrow! Woohoo! Oh, wait. Not woohoo. Never mind

Here's some random stuff I drew. (Click on them because otherwise they're blurry)