If you are my mom, don't read any words that are in bold.

My mom came up with a dumb rule. The amount of screen time you get each day is decided by how long you are outside each day. For example, if you are outside for 1 hour, you get one hour of screen time. Or if you don't go outside (Unless it's bad weather) you don't get any screen time. Pretty much an inZanely bad rule.

Adam Lambert was normal last night!! No makeup, normal clothes, normal hair and a normal song!! Totally crazy!! Totally inZane!! Simon Cowell gave him a standing ovation!! Zanetastic!!

By the way Jane, you haven't blogged in a long time. Is your life THAT boring? Oh yeah, and Jane, does Zane rhyme with mayonnaise? I know Andrew didn't, but I'm not sure about Zane.

Yesterday's rating:
8.8

I love tacos!!!

Today is going okay. It should get better. There's American Idol tonight and the Tiger's game is on tonight. I also had baseball practice tonight, but it was canceled. Oh yeah! We're having tacos for dinner!! Booyah!!

Yesterday's rating:
8.4

Kalie owes me 3 dollars!!!

I didn't enjoy school very much today. It's boring today, but not as much as yesterday. I just realized that 24 is on tonight! Yesss! Something to look forward to!!! Gosh, I'm bored. Oh, and I just remembered. Kalie owes me 3 dollars.

Yesterday's rating:
8.7

Marcus = Uncool

Just a quick update:

I am bored to tears. Almost literally. I am THE boredest person on earth. No one came over after church today, and there's no youth group.

By the way, Marcus is not cool. I asked him if he would vampire-ify himself (Which would require wearing all black, spiking up his hair, and putting on makeup) and you wanna know what he said? He said "No." Isn't that exceedingly uncool? Yes it is.

Today's boredness rating: (Out of 10)
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,173

I need a stomp, clap, stomp, clap...

Have you ever been on an airplane? If you have, you've never been on one like this. Was I right? Yes I was.

Yesterday and the day before, I was a vampire. So was Hayley, Laura, Julia and Pablo.

Oh, one more thing before I go. Watch this.

I don't even have 100 dollars!!!

The secret is that Adrian Peterson's legs don't belong to his body. The legs still belong to him, but are from a completely different picture than the one of his body. If you look closely you can see that the legs seem a little too small. That's the secret. And since no one told me the answer, I don't have to give you the hundred dollars (That I don't even have)!!!!!

I've been working on batting, and I'm getting better. Oh, yeah, and uh...

JAY CUTLER WAS TRADED TO THE CHICAGO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still have mixed emotions. I'm happy that they traded a crybaby like Cutler, but if J McFizzle (Yes, he earned his nickname back) hadn't tried to trade Cutler in the first place, none of this would have happened. Here's the details of the trade.

Denver gives Chicago:

• Crybaby Cutler
• 3rd round pick in this year's draft

And Denver gets from Chicago:

• Underrated-Orton
• 1st round pick in this year's draft
• 3rd round pick in this year's draft
• 1st round pick in next year's draft

By the way, Underrated-Orton is a quarterback who has done well when he gets a chance to play.

I think I've written enough. Goodbye.

Yesterday's rating:

8.7

How sweet it is to be loved by... YOU!!!!! (Hehehehe)

A new show was on last night called "I get that a lot." They have celebrities do a normal job (Jeff Probst pretended to be a cashier; Mario Lopez pretended to be a hot dog vendor) and pretend to be a normal person who just LOOKS exactly like a celebrity. Then at the very end they tell them that they're on a new TV show and stuff.

American Idol was on last night, and Megan Joy was eliminated!! YESSS!!! (Look up "American Idol Megan Joy" and you'll know why I'm happy).

It was probably the best episode of American Idol ever, because they did a couple impersonations of each other. Before you watch them impersonate each other, though, watch this video. Actually, skip to 1:55 of the video and watch it. Then watch this. It's priceless.

Random quote:

"Wet and sticky is very icky. Sticky and wet makes mommy upset"
-Mrs. Benson from iCarly.

Yesterday's rating:
7.9