I'm sick...

Hello. I either have allergies or I'm sick. Either way, I don't feel good. BUT - I can almost do a flip on the trampoline. Football sign ups are tomorrow. Practice begins August 25th. Well, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be on right now, but whatever. Here's a video I just made. (It only took like, 15 minutes).




Okay... I'm waiting for my video to process, so I'll make a new poll. Wait, it's not working... Oh! My video is ready. Okay, I fixed the poll. After you watch the video, vote.

New saying. Obvioulsy made up by Pablo.

PRACTICE MAKES PABLO!

(Actually, he said "Practice makes me!" but whatever).

Tom Brady = Mediocre

Tom Brady shouldn't even be on the list "Top Ten Quarterbacks of all time", much less #3. Here's why.

The good about Tom Bad - errr, Brady:
1. He's pretty accurate
2. He's pretty aware

The things that prove that he's overrated:
1. His arm isn't as strong as people say
2. His coach cheats
3. It's easy for him to complete passes - the system his coach uses guarantees that at least one receiver will be open on every play
4. His running game is good, so the opposing defense has to bring extra blitzers, freeing up some more receivers
5. He's not the comeback king everyone says he is (Remember SB XLII?) and all the SB's he HAS won were by the defense or his kicker
6. His O-line is amazing, and gives him more time in the pocket than other QB's
7. His defense is good, so when he makes mistakes, his defense makes sure the other team doesn't capitalize on it
8. He is probably the most immobile QB of all time
9. He isn't amazingly aware (Again, remember SB XLII?)
10. His receivers are amazing
11. The system he plays in uses the shotgun formation a lot more than other teams, and passing from the shotgun is easier than passing from under center

Let's see...
2 good things, and uh... let me count... Oh! Oh my! Good Heavens!
11 things that prove he's overrated! Gasp!

Yeah, Peyton Manning is the best.

I'm baaaack... I know everyone is SOOOO HAPPY that I've returned.

I just got back a couple hours ago and I'm tired. We caught a big bigmouth bass. It was big. I'll upload some videos soon, but I'm kinda too tired (or lazy) to do it right now. Rose Hills was pretty fun. I caught a ton of fish, but no huge ones. We played Mafia with the family that owns the Resort. It was fun. I got really sick though, one day. See, these people were using the boat that me, Pablo and Julia usually go in, so we went in a different boat. It wasn't very stable. It would rock back and forth with a soft movement, and while we fish, we move around a LOT. Needless to say, I was very dizzy that night. I got some cool sunglasses too. I have a ton of bug bites on my feet and legs even though I put on a ton of bug spray.

Anyway, hopefully I'm about to go play MLB 2K9, so here's a sweet video my uncle made. It's a time lapse movie.

See you on Friday.

Well, this will be my last blog until Friday because I'm going to Rose Hills!!

Today was interestingly oddly moderately sadly suckish day. Yet somehow not bad!

The Bottled Water Blitz was - in a word - interesting. It was interesting when Jon, Ian, Keith and I were "handing out" our 7th bottle of water when we noticed that no one else from Grace was around. It was interesting when we walking all around the middle - grounds and STILL didn't see anyone. It was interesting when we finally found Trina and found out that everyone else was already in downtown Bay City. It was interesting when I found out that my family didn't even go with everyone else. It was interesting when we finally handed out all of the water and I found out that my family had already set up at the fireworks placed. It was interesting when the Schnabels decided to go to a candy store before swapping kids (Me and Kalie) and we tried chocolate with chili powder or something like that and other spicy spices on it. It was odd that though the fireworks were good they left me moderately sad (I know why and you don't!!! HAHA!!) It was suckish that I didn't get to play MLB 2k9 today.

I'll try to blog tommorrow, but if I can't my next blog will be on Saturday probably because we're going to Rose Hills on Monday.

I HATE HICCUPS AND IAN CUMMINGS IS AWESOME

I've had the hiccups all day. Pretty much literally. I got the hiccups in early afternoon, had them for a long time, then they finally went away then only a little bit later I got them again, then they went away when I went outside then as soon as I sat down I got them again. It really stinks.

We're going to Rose Hills on Monday. It's gonna be fun.

I just took THE best shower ever. It's weird. It was the most... I can't think of a word for it... the best shower ever, but I don't know why. I could've (And would've) stayed in there for at least an hour longer but Julia said she was waiting to get in.

Well, it's time for me to go be obsessed about Madden.

EDIT:
NOOO!!!! WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL!?!?!??!

EA Sports President Peter Moore announced today that Madden NFL 10 Lead Developer Ian Cummings would miss the rest of the current development cycle after being diagnosed with an advanced case of carpal tunnel syndrome.

"It was a tough call, but we decided we couldn't jeopardize the rest of his career just for the benefit of these final few weeks of development," Moore said. "Of course Ian, being the trooper that he is, wanted to keep working, but his potential is just too great to take that risk."

It is believed Cummings developed the condition while typing non-stop to answer the estimated 2,400 questions asked of him every day in the OS Madden forums. Security video from inside the EA Sports office appears to show Cummings wincing in pain as he types out a response to yet another question about facemasks.

"I just felt it was important to answer all of the questions the community has, even if it is the tenth time I've discussed the color of the trim on the Dolphins' alternate jerseys," Cummings said.

The injury forced EA Sports to dip into their depleted minor league system, calling up Dennis Waverly, who last worked on NASCAR Thunder 2003, to replace Cummings.

"Yeah, football, I've seen that on TV a couple times," Waverly said. "That Vinny Testaverde is one heck of a player."

Cummings is scheduled to have corrective surgery performed next week by Dr. Lewis Yocum, and is tentatively scheduled to return just in time to get flamed for not rating Knowshon Moreno high enough by some guy with 3 posts.