Dang, I said I wouldn't let this much time go between blog posts again. But I did. Darn.
Anyway, I'm getting pretty darn good at Endorphin.
So, it's been 2 weeks and a day since I got braces, I think. They feel totally completely normal, like there's nothing in my mouth. Pretty awesome. I've been told that I don't even look different in them. Yup.
Oh yeah, Lillian wrote a book. Here it is.
Once upon a time there was a bear that lived in a shoe. It was a very stinky shoe. The bear’s name was Gree. And snow was starting to fall. So he decided to read a shoe – book, because all of his books were shoes! “Oh my! These shoe – books sure are stinky!” Then, his shoe – phone rang. He picked it up, and heard a bear say,
“Hi, Gree! I need you to go on a secret mission. 10 evil bears that live in a pair of stinky boy underwear just stole everyone’s candy!”
“Oh no,” Gree said back. “That’s terrible! What should I do?”
“I need you to sneak into their boy underwear house and get all the candy back!”
Gree got in his bear – mobile and drove to the boy underwear house.
Chapter 2
When Gree got to the underwear house, he sneaked inside. When he was inside, he saw an evil Bear Ninja! Luckily, the evil Bear Ninja didn’t know that Gree knew karate. Gree used his karate skills to defeat the evil Bear Ninja.
He walked past the defeated Bear Ninja, only to find a big strong evil bear.
“Arm – wrestle me, and I’ll let you through,” said the evil strong bear.
Good thing I did push – ups before I came here, Gree thought.
Gree arm – wrestled the evil strong bear, and won! The evil strong bear had to let him through.
When Gree got past the evil strong bear, he saw a bear that looked like Pablo. Uh – oh... thought Gree. I think I know what’s coming up next.
Chapter 3
“I challenge you to a game of Halo 3,” said the Pablo Bear. “If you can defeat me in Halo, I will let you past me.”
Gree hadn’t practiced playing Halo 3 before he came, but it turned out that even though it was his first time playing, he still beat the Pablo Bear with ease, because the Pablo Bear wasn’t good at Halo. Not good at all.
Gree had one more challenge. He had to jump across the moat with sharks in it. Gree backed up, then ran as fast as he could and
M P
U E
J D over the moat. He had made it!
He gathered up all the candy in a big bag and
M P
U E
J D back over. He ran out the door, hopped in his bear – mobile and drove back home. Then he gave all the candy back to the bears.
THE END
Well, I should probably get off now. Bye.
Actually, first, you need to know I've developed a terrible cough. I hope it goes away before the Christmas play on Saturday. I'm a soldier named Jackson, which is by far the coolest name in the entire play.
Fun Fact: Peyton Hillis is actually faster than Knowshon Moreno. SO WHY THE HECK DOES JOSH MCDUMMY NOT USE HIM IN SHORT YARDAGE SITUATIONS!? HE GOES WITH 210 POUND BACK KNOWSHON MORENO!! EVEN AFTER FAILING REPEATEDLY, HE STILL GOES WITH NO - SKILL MORENO!!! NNNGGHHHAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!
