In a nuclear apocalypse, Laredo, Texas would be devastated.

Wow, our cat is awesome. First, in case you didn't know, Lucky has been knocking on the door to get in. We would be sitting at the table eating, and we'd hear a knocking noise. We'd open the door, and in would come Lucky. Just a few minutes ago, I was walking past the garage door, and I noticed it was slightly open. Lucky and Bongo were right in front of the door. Bongo had just come in the door. To make a long story short: Our cat let our other cat inside the house.

Okay, so you know the website "HowManyOfMe.com", right? If you don't, check out my last blog post. Anyway, they have another web site, "ApocaLuck.com." It tells you if your city would survive a nuclear apocalypse. Let's check the results.

Apocaluck.com

In a nuclear apocalypse
Bay City, Michigan
will be:
DAMAGED (4 of 10)

Shockwave None

Heat Blast None

Fallout Glowing

What happens to your city?

Oh, that's good. Let's check a bigger city, like... say... Detroit.

Apocaluck.com

In a nuclear apocalypse
Detroit, Michigan
will be:
DEVASTATED (8 of 10)

Shockwave Blasted

Heat Blast Charred

Fallout Glowing Brightly

What happens to your city?

Uh oh. Well, I'm glad I don't live in Detroit.

Let's check a couple more. Hmmm... Washington D.C.

Apocaluck.com

In a nuclear apocalypse
Washington, Dist. of Columbia
will be:
DESTROYED (10 of 10)

Shockwave Blown Away

Heat Blast Charred

Fallout Glowing Brightly

What happens to your city?

Wow... Okay, let's check Fort Yukon, Alaska.

Apocaluck.com

In a nuclear apocalypse
Fort Yukon, Alaska
will be:
UNTOUCHED (1 of 10)

Shockwave None

Heat Blast None

Fallout None

What happens to your city?

I think I'm going to move to Fort Yukon, just to be safe.