I'm going to change the subject with each sentence.

Yesterday Laura had various friends over. I got a tiny skateboard from Logan. I had pizza for dinner today. My dad and I hit 10 home runs in a single game put together. Here's some Madden NFL 10 gameplay.













The following sentences don't count, as I did not write them, simply copy and pasted them.

David Brown (Interviewer): Domino's or Little Caesars?

Edwin Jackson (Tiger's starting pitcher: Domino's.

DB: Trick question. The answer should be "neither."

EJ: Why's that?

DB: Call a real pizzeria and order a real pizza, man.

EJ: Oh, man [laughs]. Tough critic.

DB: Reportedly, you're athletic. Can you dunk a basketball?

EJ: Oh, yeah.

DB: What about over Randy Johnson?

EJ: I don't know about that, man [laughs]. He's pretty tall.

DB: You'd dish the rock?

EJ: I'd probably just pull up and try to shoot it.

DB: Can you run a pass pattern and catch a touchdown for the Lions?

EJ: I can catch a football. I'm pretty sure I could catch an NFL pass.

DB: Can you shoot a hockey puck on net?

EJ: I'd probably fall before I get a chance to shoot [laughs].