I'll start with a taco, soft like a cloud...

Now that Laura is dating Zane, whenever I say that I'll do something for her and I forget, and she will end up having to do it, I can just say, "Oh, it's okay. You're dating now, so you're ALWAYS happy!"

Yeah. Laura and Zane are dating. I'm still not sure which one is the boyfriend and which is the girlfriend, though. I'll ask Laura when she gets back from the store.

I'm in the Easter play, but even though like, less than half the people in the play even speak at all, (most of it is acted out and narrated by the Voice of Mary) I have more lines to memorize than all the plays I've ever been in put together. Actually, I already have half of it memorized and I only got the script yesterday.

So I'm going to watch The Sandlot when Isaac, Pablo and Laura get back from the store.

Now, you HAVE to watch this. I know Jon doesn't watch the videos I put up here, but you have to watch this one.



Well, that's pretty much it. Bye.

Las primeras siete sentencias de este blog será en español. Nadie, excepto tal vez Jono Benson será capaz de leerlos. HAHAHA!

¿Qué ocurre? Este es el español. Tuve que usar un traductor Inglés Español embargo. Oh bien.

Me gusta mucho Halo 3. No puedo esperar para Halo Llegar a salir. Parece increíble!

I also cannot wait for Backbreaker to come out. Still. I finished that video of Pablo, but since I'm on the laptop, I can't post it because the video is saved on the other computer. Maybe I'll put it up later today. Unless I don't.

I don't remember why I wanted to blog. Oh, now I do. I don't want to go to baseball practice. At all. Maybe it'll be canceled again. Probably not.


Haha, I saw this hilarious thing when I was playing Halo. It said "I went outside once. The graphics were pretty good, but the gameplay was terrible!"


Also, I've been playing MLG a lot. I've won about 10 games and only lost maybe 5, but I still haven't gone up from a 9. I suppose that's actually a good thing, though. I don't want to verse - uh... PLAY AGAINST people better than that.


I also played Swat yesterday, and even though I was a 33, I still got 16 kills, had only 9 deaths, had like 3 double kills and led the team in kills and had the least amount of deaths of everyone. I also had 1 assist. I don't think that that's a very good thing to have in Swat, though. I also did really well in Swat Magnums.

Halo Reach looks insanely good. They apparently used to only be able to use umm... I don't remember the actual number, but I'll use 30. So they only could use 30 polygons in Halo 3 ODST, but in Reach, they can use like, 300. They completely redid everything. Most of the weapons that I've seen look almost exactly the same, except the Assault Rifle looks WAY different. It looks awesome.

So I'm about to go eat macaroni and cheese. Except it won't be very fun to clean up, because he got Dad's messy cooking genes. And I got my mom's "everything must be completely clean or I won't be able to enjoy anything I do and I don't like people talking very loudly either" genes.

Like, I can't enjoy blogging right now because the living room is a mess. I also won't be able to enjoy the macaroni and cheese because the table, island and counters are a mess. And I can't go upstairs to my room to escape it because it's also a mess, and I can't hide underneath the covers of my bed because I have a weird fear that I'll breathe out too much carbon dioxide that eventually I'll start breathing it back in and that I will die from carbon dioxide poisoning. And I'd be bored because I couldn't read because I don't have a flashlight. And if I did, I couldn't look for it because the room is a mess.

I'm going to eat now. Hopefully I'll post that video later.

Bye.

Check and make sure your volume isn't up a lot.

So, I ask to play Halo/Madden and my dad says no, I want you up here with the rest of us. You can use my laptop, though. That's why I'm blogging and not Halo/Madden - ing. I'm also listening to Breezin' (Remastered LP Version) by George Benson. It's pretty good.

Well... I don't have much to say... I might have another LSMaker video up soon. If I do, it'll be one of Pablo. It's gonna be good. Unless it's not.

Anyway, I'm really looking forward to May 25th. That's when the new game Backbreaker comes out. It looks really good. You can click on this sentence to go to the official site. Even though no one is going to click on it. Unless they do.

Um... I'm also looking forward to next Thursday through Sunday, because the Double XP Weekend playlist for Halo will be Living Dead, which I really like and am okay at. Grifball used to be my favorite, but there's so many cheaters and betrayers it's not very fun anymore. Oh well.

I was also looking through the thing from when my dad was in 7th grade, and a guy a year younger than him was named Ivan Rodriguez, which just happens to be the name of a professional baseball player that used to play for the Tigers.

My family is about to play Monopoly, but I don't like that game so I'm not going to. Unless they make me.

Um... I finally gave Marcus his deodorant back.

'Kay, that's all I got. Bye.

Yo, dawg. I ain't trippin'

So Laura got a snow day, but I didn't. It's okay, though. I did extra school and now I have I think one thing left for the entire week. BOOYAH! Anyway, I had to trudge through the deep snow with only a T shirt, pants and snow boots (well I guess that was my choice) ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE STREET! AND THEN ALL THE WAY DOWN THE BLOCK!!! And then when I got back, I found out I had to ALL THE WAY BACK ACROSS THE STREET - AGAIN! And then she made me do 14,739 pushups (at least I had ONE easy job). THEN, I had to go all the way around the world in 20 minutes if I wanted to eat today! THEN, I had to make a rocket ship that would fly me to Pluto to do an interview with him to ask him if he felt left out. THEN, I had to make lunch, which I am still currently doing. And if you didn't already watch the video I posted last time, please watch it. It is epic. Yup.

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Bye.

DANG IT!!! I MISSED TWO NEW ICARLY'S!! NOT ONE, TWO!! The older of the two new ones is called "iWas a pageant girl" I guess Sam admits to her friends that she was one when she was little. The other one was actually on for the first time last night. It's called "iEnrage Gibby" apparently Freddie is caught a little too close to Gibby's girlfriend, so Freddie feels the wrath of Gibby. iEnrage Gibby is on at noon today, but iWas a pageant girl isn't on today.

So, I wish someone was over right now.

Oh! Okay, so the new foot pedal for the Guitar Hero drums finally got here, and I finally get to play it again, only to find that the orange button (The cymbal) doesn't work. Hopefully it was just dusty or something, but I haven't tried it since the day the pedal got here.

I did play High School Musical 3 Dance! Senior Year for the first time in forever, though. I re-unlocked almost everything. (I still have a few song sets on senior to unlock, but that will only take about an hour).
I have lost a step, (I'm occasionally getting 98% or even 97% on some songs, and I used to only get 99% or 100%) but oh well. I guess practice makes perfect. Actually, no. PERFECT practice makes perfect. Thanks, Dennis Doyle.

Anyway, I bid you farewell, but here's a video of Uncle Zak singing High School Musical Sing It:



He said to make sure to say that he's really cool because he doesn't care if he looks like a dork sometimes.

Remember, keep your pants off the ground!

Well. I still haven't posted the second part of that story. I would, but I'm not on the computer that I have the story saved on. Hmm... I'm blogging on "Google Chrome" instead of Firefox. What else...? Oh! I had baseball practice on Tuesday.

It went okay... I guess... sort of... I had a ton of trouble with ground balls. Haha, one went right between my legs. That was the only one that actually got past me, though. Most of them just bounced off my chest and went forward or just bounced out of my glove and went forward. I wore my Ohio State sweatshirt (and I somehow wasn't made fun of, even though Cody was wearing a Michigan T - shirt), but it got really hot. Oh, and my coach looks almost exactly Ron Gardenhire (He's the coach for the Minnesta Twins).

(This guy)

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Well, I think that's all. Bye.

Last Person on Earth. Part One.

Here's a story I just wrote for school. My mom suggested I post it here. So, here's part one.

You are the very last person on earth. Then you hear a knock on the door. You look out the window. You see aliens! The same ones that took the rest of the humans away! Your mind drifts away from the aliens to how it all had happened.
It all started three days ago. In Spain, there were reports of UFO sightings. Just more crazies trying to get famous, you thought. If only you had known. Only 12 hours later, there were more reports of UFO sightings, only this time in Maine. The UFOs were described exactly the same as they were in Spain. Well, if they’re real, I should be seeing them pretty soon, since I live in Michigan and they seem to be moving west, you thought to yourself sarcastically. Then, only 2 hours later, you saw them. They looked just as the reports from Spain and Maine described them. They were just huge black triangles. There were hundreds, maybe even thousands. You knew that though you were in the southern part of Michigan that people in the Upper Peninsula could see them too. There were four lights on each UFO. There had been one in the middle, and the rest were on each point. They didn’t flash, either. What you had thought was the most eerie was the lack of noise. They had been perfectly quiet. No humming, buzzing or anything. The just flew by. Everyone was scared. Some people tried to hide underground, but when the aliens came back a day later, they took everyone with them. Except you. You don’t know how they missed you (you were just hiding in your basement) but somehow, you weren’t captured. Once the screams had ceased, you had carefully come out of your basement to find the entire place deserted. You had turned on the TV to a live football game, and your fears were confirmed. Everything looked completely normal, except there was not a single person in the stadium. You changed the channel to another live show, and again, everyone had disappeared. You had decided that you should –

Your thoughts are interrupted by the aliens smashing your door into a million pieces. As the aliens look around for you, you sneak to your living room to hide behind the couch.

I'll post part two tomorrow.